2/08/2008

Why I love to read our school newsletter

Today's excerpts:

"A few reminders regarding the dress code.
Undergarments must comply with the school dress code. Approved colors: navy, white, light yellow or light blue."

"LOST: Mrs. Williams is looking for her 20-year-old silver spatula with a wooden handle. If, by chance, this is in your possession, please bring to the kitchen. Thank you."

10 comments:

Stephanie said...

There is a dress code for undies? Why on earth would that matter...they can't see them anyway!!

ljmax said...

I do NOT know...and I had no awareness of that before today.

kw said...

Now is your chance to foster rebellion in your child. Buy some red underwear for Ethan. HA!

Claire said...

Surely they jest.

Anonymous said...

How are they going to find out what the heck the kids are wearing?! Hmmmmmm..... might be time to find another school!

tmf

Claire said...

It's the UNDERWEAR NAZIS!

Heidi said...

Is THAT why my kids have been so crazy since we left private school? Surely I must head straight to Target in the AM and pick up some appropriate undies and maybe that will change behaviors. The pink frogs must be leading to rebellion.

KJ said...

Haha... that's great!
At first I was horrified to think that a school could invade the right to choose underwear colors, and then I thought, maybe it's so none of the kids can brag about their wicked cool superman or spiderman underwear and make all the other kids jealous :)

Claire said...

Um, sorry to be hogging all this space on your comments but I can't help it. I'm just wondering, who on EARTH wears LIGHT YELLOW underwear?

Linds said...

oh.my.gosh
there are no words...
(however, this did make for a wonderful Saturday morning laugh!)