4/03/2005

Deep Thoughts

These old favorites made me smile today...


If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone.

Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.

Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head."Normally you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that.

Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great many things besides walking on snow. For instance, it can be used to carry pancakes from the stove to the breakfast table. Also, it can be used to carry uneaten pancakes from the table to the garbage. Finally, it can be used as a kind of strainer, where you force pancakes through the strings to see if a piece of gold got in a pancake somehow.

2 comments:

kk said...

Good old Jack H. Thanks for making me laugh
and think of Andrew on this day of dreadful
days. You'll be happy to hear that I'm
working on a blog. Will keep you posted.

love,
kk

Anonymous said...

Hooray! Thanks for those, Liane... they made my night.

The soldering iron of justice...

love you,
Melissa