A conspiracy

With Keith working overnight recently, I must confess I was looking forward to some peaceful(snore-free) nights of rest. I was hopeful anyway. My eyes were closing, my mind finally shutting down when a strange, unearthly buzzing began. Running through all the possibilities(cell phone, kids toy, furnace, exotic insect),I just couldn't place it.

I lay still and listened. It was coming from my basket of yarn across the room, where the cat sleeps. There is no justice in this world. The cat was snoring.