When your son complains day after day about a boy who "will not let him use the tire swing" at recess, the tire swing being all his heart desires:
A. Tell him to ask nicely and wait his turn.
B. When the Tire Swing King still does not permit access, tell him to just ignore him and find something else to do.
C. Entertain fantasies of storming the playground yourself with some harsh words for the TSK.
D. Finally, in frustration, tell your son he must "stand up for himself" and take his place upon the coveted rubber throne in a firm, deliberate manner.
E. All of the above, with no success.